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This is the exact text of the e-mail I got today explaining why our servers can’t be administered today. Fortunately, I tend to work in the building next door to this, otherwise I might be concerned:<\/p>\n

Just got off the phone with Shane, we have a real world issues with a thermal runaway emergency. (i.e. the UPS batteries in DISA are expelling poisonous gas that could cause the building to explode<\/b>) We are evacuationg the entire building and as of right now the base CE organization has been called in and we have called 911.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You just can’t make stuff like this up. Anyway, ah… back to work.<\/p>\n

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This is the exact text of the e-mail I got today explaining why our servers can’t be administered today. Fortunately, I tend to work in the building next door to this, otherwise I might be concerned: Just got… Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}