{"id":36,"date":"2007-06-29T18:17:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T23:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiplynch.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2008-04-16T10:10:08","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T15:10:08","slug":"joe-would-go-to-the-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/wordpress\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Joe Would Go to the Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whatwouldjoedo.net\/\">what Joe would do<\/a>.  I&#8217;m sure of it.  Now that Joe has a shiny new web presence, complete with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chiplynch.com\/gallery2\/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&#038;g2_itemId=70779\">pictures<\/a>, Joe should take me to the movies.<\/p>\n<p>This is a good year for movies, at least in theory.  We&#8217;re only barely through the first rush and I&#8217;m already behind a few flicks.  The list, as I see it, is as follows:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>*Transformers<\/li>\n<li>*Pirates of the Carribean 3<\/li>\n<li>*Shrek 3<\/li>\n<li>*Oceans 13<\/li>\n<li>*Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer<\/li>\n<li>*Die Hard 4<\/li>\n<li>Harry Potter 5<\/li>\n<li>*Ratatouille<\/li>\n<li>The Simpson&#8217;s Movie<\/li>\n<li>Knocked Up<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>* Asterisks next to movies I&#8217;ve already seen, BTW.  We&#8217;ll be seeing Transformers on Monday.  Boo-yah.<\/p>\n<p>Special mention for Knocked Up, which is the only movie to have made the list AFTER coming out.  The Simpson&#8217;s Movie (or any of the others for that matter) might suck, but at least they earn a list due to their pedigree.  Knocked Up is getting good reviews on its own merits.  I&#8217;m still curious about other movies&#8230; 1408, Evan Almighty, Nancy Drew, and a half-dozen previews that I can&#8217;t name for the November rush.  But there&#8217;s only so much time (and movie-budget) in a year.<\/p>\n<p>Shrek 3 and Pirates 3 were both a bit disappointing in my mind.  Not terrible or anything, just not quite living up to their potential.  In stark contrast, Oceans 13 was a huge revival from Oceans 12, and a good follow up to Oceans 11.  Can we just act like Oceans 12 didn&#8217;t happen?  That&#8217;d be great.<\/p>\n<p>Everything else should speak for itself but, as usual, feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong>  We pulled a double feature Friday night and saw &#8220;Die Hard 4&#8221; and &#8220;Ratatouille&#8221;.  Both excellent movies.  Pixar has, as usual, done everything they can to raise the price of the Disney stock they sold out to, and Bruce Willis managed to completely fail to disappoint, even though (or perhaps because) the movie bore quite a resemblance to &#8220;True Lies&#8221; (another personal favorite) at some points.  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